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DoNotBoopTheSnoot

DoNotBoopTheSnoot

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Many of us wound up here (on SS) because we're sick and tired of empty platitudes and pro-life rhetoric on other forums. I won't name said forums here but you get it.

The rules of this game are simple:

1. First person comes up with a cliché commonly used on suicidal people. Including but not limited to: words, common phrases, popular sayings etc. Now, imagine that it comes from the mouth of a well-meaning but otherwise clueless individual (family, friends, health professionals, random strangers etc.).

2. Next person comes up with a response to said cliché. Witty remarks of irony, pun, satire and sarcasm are welcome, and so is stating straight facts. Insults and swear words are fine but try not to go overboard. Then he/she comes with another cliché for the person after to respond to, so on and so forth.

Example (I'll start):
I'll use C for cliché and R for response.

C: The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
R: Back to square one. Thanks, Captain Obvious!

C: Suicide is the coward's way out.

You continue!

REMEMBER: THIS GAME ISN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

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What a great idea for a game! Requires some thinking too.

DoNotBoopTheSnoot said:
C: Suicide is the coward's way out.
R: What’s so cowardly about willingly jumping off a cliff, poisoning/hanging yourself, or putting a gun to your head? Sounds pretty brave to me.

C: You should get some exercise and eat healthy to improve your mood.
 
DoNotBoopTheSnoot

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Dr Iron Arc said:
C: You should get some exercise and eat healthy to improve your mood.
R: *typing sounds
Look how many calories I burn in a day. My fingers run literal MARATHON.

Oh, and *crunch* I've switched from potato to veggie chips. Beet, carrot, sweet potato, *crunch* broccoli, kale, spinach, tomato, mushrooms, you *crunch* name it. Proteins, fiber, vitamins and minerals *crunch* all-in-one. Mmm, so tasty!

C: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
 
Callie Arcale

Callie Arcale

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R: And I won’t forgive God for creating this insane, atrocious circus called life.

C: You really should talk to a psychologist again!
 
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WornOutLife

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Callie Arcale said:
R: And I can’t forgive God for creating this insane, atrocious circus called life.

C: You really should talk to a psychologist again!

R: Oh, you mean I should waste my money again? It's better talking to a wall you know?

C: Things are not as bad as you think. You shouldn't ctb just because of that...
 
DoNotBoopTheSnoot

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WornOutLife said:
C: If you ctb, Jesus will never forgive you!
R: Didn't Jesus pay the price for our sins? You're telling me it's (ctb) not included? I want to speak to the manager!*

*AKA God. I'm playing on the Karen meme, for those who don't know.

C: Things can and will, get better.
 
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Uncle Donk

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DoNotBoopTheSnoot said:
R: Didn't Jesus pay the price for our sins? You're telling me it's (ctb) not included? I want to speak to the manager!*

*AKA God. I'm playing on the Karen meme, for those who don't know.

C: Things can and will, get better.

R: Thanks I feel way better now Nostradamus!

C: Everyone suffers in life.
 
Dr Iron Arc

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R: Well I’m impatient because I’ve been waiting long enough, which means the right time is NOW. If it’s not happening now or within the next year, why delay the inevitable?

C: You just haven’t tried enough yet.
 
DoNotBoopTheSnoot

DoNotBoopTheSnoot

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Dr Iron Arc said:
C: You just haven’t tried enough yet.
R: But of course! The reason why I'm still here. You know what they say: if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Everyone, OP here. Just wanted to say I absolutely LOVE reading your responses.

C: Success is a journey, not a destination.
 
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