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Anarchy

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Yup, it's annoying because I have to search for the whole thread to see if there's anything there that I was expecting, and if there is, it's usually lackluster.
Nice profile pic, by the way; do you plan on going by train?
 
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Anarchy

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I swapped morals for certainty.
I lost my morals a long time ago...
I find it really irritating when people who are opposed to the train method try to convince you that you'll end up alive with all your limbs gone, or the like - train's actually supposed to be one of the most reliable methods.
 
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I lost my morals a long time ago...
I find it really irritating when people who are opposed to the train method try to convince you that you'll end up alive with all your limbs gone, or the like - train's actually supposed to be one of the most reliable methods.

The train people are just worried you'll mess up the paint job.
 
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I bet they paid people to shame the train method just to preserve their paintwork...
Yea, no shit... Probably the same reason they shame all the methods....

"Don't jump from a building, you'll leave a stain on the sidewalk..."

Or

"Don't slice your wrist in the tub, or you'll leave a permanent ring around it...."

Damn.... We could write a book on why not to do a method. Lol
 
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Yea, no shit... Probably the same reason they shame all the methods....

"Don't jump from a building, you'll leave a stain on the sidewalk..."

Or

"Don't slice your wrist in the tub, or you'll leave a permanent ring around it...."


Damn.... We could write a book on why not to do a method. Lol

One of the best ones on here was "Don't jump - it'll traumatise little kids forever".

Then there's, "Don't jump in front of a train, don't want to make those people late for work."

"Don't hang yourself, it's not nice to look at."
 
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One of the best ones on here was "Don't jump - it'll traumatise little kids forever".

Then there's, "Don't jump in front of a train, don't want to make those people late for work."

"Don't hang yourself, it's not nice to look at."
Yea, I love the excuses people come up with. Its pretty funny sometimes.
 
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Yea, I love the excuses people come up with. Its pretty funny sometimes.
Yeah, especially when they get really passionate about it - "What right do you have to give Bob the traindriver PTSD for the rest of his life?"
 
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Yeah, especially when they get really passionate about it - "What right do you have to give Bob the traindriver PTSD for the rest of his life?"

Lmao.... Speaking of Bob the traindriver, I think we derailed over n out's thread.
 
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Like a derailed train that's about to get its paintwork wrecked...

"Watch the paint job man..... Damn, you got red spots all over it. And get your damn teeth off the steps, someone could trip over it."
 
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"Watch the paint job man..... Damn, you got red spots all over it. And get your damn teeth off the steps, someone could trip over it."
No wonder the train method's so controversial: messing up the paintwork pisses people off, and it requires hard labour to be restored, and a lot of money and time, and it's very distasteful...you'd think that these types of issues would get more publicity.
 
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No wonder the train method's so controversial: messing up the paintwork pisses people off, and it requires hard labour to be restored, and a lot of money and time, and it's very distasteful...you'd think that these types of issues would get more publicity.
I think another thing that throws them off, is they are afraid your finger will cause a derailment. Can't have that.
 
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I think another thing that throws them off, is they are afraid your finger will cause a derailment. Can't have that.
Not at all. And if just your finger can cause a derailment, think of what a limb could do - they're helping to prevent World War 3.
 
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Not at all. And if just your finger can cause a derailment, think of what a limb could do - they're helping to prevent World War 3.
I just googled "Stupid reasons to NOT do suicide."

One response was "My cats an asshole, and I can't bear the thought of placing that burden on someone."
 
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I just googled "Stupid reasons to NOT do suicide."

One response was "My cats an asshole, and I can't bear the thought of placing that burden on someone."
Haha, can't find any of this content as there's too much pro-life shit in the way - "You shouldn't kill yourself because you're a special snowflake and life is a beautiful gift"
Seriously, where is all the satirical content when you need it?
 
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Haha, can't find any of this content as there's too much pro-life shit in the way - "You shouldn't kill yourself because you're a special snowflake and life is a beautiful gift"
Seriously, where is all the satirical content when you need it?
I don't know bud, but sometimes we need a slight grin from time to time
 
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I don't know bud, but sometimes we need a slight grin from time to time
Sometimes we do. You'd think the train people would be on this by now: humurous content = happy people = not as much destroyed paintwork.
 
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It probably annoys the mods when you put post threads in the ""Sanctioned Suicide" section when they belong in the "Offtopic" section
 
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people's thread titles lead you in to clicking on it only to find out it's not as interesting as they led you to believe?
If you’re referring to a specific person who offered to show their breasts (in the title) and it ended up being chicken breasts I’d have to say yes. But it’s also funny :)
 
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