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ErzsebetBATHORY

BLOOD COUNTESS. ashes ashes, we all fall down
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here is a space for those like me who love the mighty corona virus and all its anarchy it brought with it. share freely your corona apocalypse shit here.
let me begin since i am one of the doom cooties most loyal devotees. i fuckin switched to drinking corona beer to honour my beloved plague. for a little cootie, its got deep pockets. that motherrfucker gave me more money than any one person has ever given me. and the bandit mask shit let me git away with lots of gutterpunk shit id otherwise never been able to pull if the world were in a state of non corona normalcy. it gave us all the free time and isolation we always needed but were never able to find due to the rat race reality of the world. if i could keep the mighty corona virus as a pet, i would. id walk it around on a leash so it could share its scuzzy glory with all it encounters. and its got a wide range of long lasting side effects. its like a casino of luck. you might git dementia. yer heart might shut the fuck down. who knows what dice will fall with the doom cootie. i like its gambly ways.here is a full list of ways it shows its love:
  • Fatigue -cuzit loves you to death
  • Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing -cuz it needs to breathe too
  • Cough - good excuse to always have dxm on you
  • Joint pain - also good reason to have dxm on you
  • Chest pain -yet another good reason to have dxm on you
  • Memory, concentration or sleep problems -makes life more interesting for the creative
  • Muscle pain or headache -excuses to git off work or whatever
  • Fast or pounding heartbeat -youll have that
  • Loss of smell or taste -in a world where damn near everything stinx, who gives any fux. thank you mighty doom cootie for your thoughtfulness
  • Depression or anxiety -good reasons to git fucked up and leave work early or not go at all
  • Fever -good excuses to weasel out of shit that sux
  • Dizziness when you stand -good times
  • Worsened symptoms after physical or mental activities - youll have that
  • bandit masks- now i dont have to worry about putting on lipstick at the last second or smelling the reeks of the world around me. i can also now be more a ghost than normal, cuz theres so many kinds of masks and so many excuses to use them. it helps with mobbed up bitches like me in more ways than one. if nothing else, it looks rad. you can be a nurse. a ninja, you can wear a fuckin gasmask for fux sake. noone will question you. its the corona apocalypse, remember.
  • free money when i needed it most- this little doom cootie intuitively knew when i was the most broke ive ever been and sent me mysterious checks thru its fated methods. noone else has ever financially helped me more than the mighty corona virus. im not a cheap date, and the corona virus dont give any shits. itll pay up and then some. i drank mad absinthe thanx to that little darlin, a luxury i could normally not afford under normal cornball world circumstances.\
  • all the free time in the world away from people except interwebs folk and close comrades-great. do you realize how much i got done during the glorious corona era? i couldve never done that under cornball normal world circumstances. i generally am not good with people so the ability to deal with them remotely if needed or wanted was epic. it let only those who mattered stay in yer life, and those that dont perish under the fiery wrath of the corona cootie
  • im pretty sure it loves me back cuz i tried to catch it just to see what it feels like and i failed miserably. and when i got my corona shots, they kicked my ass like i wanted them to. its so respectful of my wishes. its a match made in hell for most but for me it rules supreme. long live the doom cootie. may your gritty scourge rise again. it only killed off assholes in my area. all cool people mysteriously survived. it knew who to take out. i love it long time. cheers
 

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ErzsebetBATHORY

BLOOD COUNTESS. ashes ashes, we all fall down
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but why the battle over shit tickets? i dont git that. toilet paper has jack shit to do with keeping the doom cootie off you. when i shit, i take i whore bath after, so i use very little shit ticket. to swipe at yer shithole with mere paper and let it go like a wild animal is insane. it still reex. for a bitch in my line of work (prostitution/porn/dark shit) a darlins assjhole needs to not be gross. its antibacterial wash and water that is at stake. not shit ticket warfare. see the creatures on the corona labels? this is how i envision the mighty doom cootie that i love so much. im pretty sure it looks just like those corona demons on the beers.
 

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