- Dec 25, 2020
Alive, because I'd probably be 1) nauseous to the pit of my stomach and 2) the butt of (culinary) jokes as a bag of garlic roasting under the sun.As a vampire: eating tons of Garlic bread, Garlic fries, and spaghetti with extra garlic. Oh and in broad daylight with not a cloud in the sky nor shade to lurk under.
Dead, because why not? Sign me up.Taking a so-called “depression vaccine” that’s supposed to remove all sadness and suicidal urges but clinical trials show it has a 70% mortality rate.