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worldexploder

worldexploder

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Sep 19, 2018
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It never got on an album of course. Never expected it to. I always been a fan of SOAD. I always liked their more absurd lyrics. I got bored one day and thought I’d write one in their lyrical style: it’s called Peppermint Egg Castles.

Peppermint egg castles
Peppermint egg castles
Peppermint egg castles
Eaten between rye of dreams....ohh

I stumble down the stairs in my cutie boy underwear
I’m looking for my yellow dancing shoes
I see a girl named Toddy, she’s feeling down and naughty
And she won’t stop singing the blues

She sings...
Peppermint egg castles
Peppermint egg castles
Peppermint egg castles
Beaten between die of screams

Omg look it’s Kirby the excitement panda
Sent by god to piss all my dreams away
She gives me kisses with sugar coated false hope
I feel so dirty and yet can’t wash it away with soap

Why do I feel like an unwashed Pope!
Maybe it’s because I lost all hope
Maggots in my brain how can I cope?
Feel so dirty can’t find my soap

Come on people!
Come on teach me how to die
Come on people!
Come on teach me how to fry

Peppermint egg castles
Peppermint egg castles
Peppermint egg castles
Eaten between rye or dreams