Empty Smile

Empty Smile

The final Bell has rung. Goodbye to all.
Jul 13, 2018
1,785
I don't know if I would call this a good way to attempt suicide.

I do know choking in food is painful. I ate a piece of ground beef and for some reason, it lodged itself in my throat.

I can't say i was on the verge of death, as I could still slightly breathe. But it hurt so fucking bad trying to breathe in enough air and hurt more coughing as hard as I could to get it to come out.

IMO, your survival instincts would kick in, and you would probably start to panic anyway.
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
4,353
I almost died one day bc I swallowed a huge piece of meat and it got lodged in my throat lol! Talk about panic and it dislodged just as I was about to run to get help.
 
accidentaldeath

accidentaldeath

Student
May 29, 2018
107
Nope. I’m trying to think of accidental looking deaths
I came the forum looking for the same thing, after some time got 2-3 basic but good methods that look like an accident, if they don't work I have SN as backup.
 
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Ssname

Experienced
Jun 30, 2018
268
Making it look like an accident lowers the chance of completion dramatically I think. Unless you have someone to help you by removing items after death in which case it is my understanding that nitrogen is undetectable in an autopsy and cause of death is left as unknown.
 
NoLifeNoPain

NoLifeNoPain

Dinosaur
Jun 17, 2018
1,527
Choking on food is suffocating. You might as well just cover your head with a plastic bag and wait till you run out of oxygen. You'll faint after 4 minutes of panic and pain. What's your next method volatile? Cutting your genitals?
 
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Fcancer

Student
Sep 24, 2018
184
I came the forum looking for the same thing, after some time got 2-3 basic but good methods that look like an accident, if they don't work I have SN as backup.
What are your 2-3 basic good methods??
 
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Doctorj115

Member
Jul 19, 2018
87
Does it take long to die ?

Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

“Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?”

“Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?”

“Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?”

“Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?”

“Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?”

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I’ve wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I’m still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)
 
Volatile

Volatile

God
Jun 18, 2018
1,286
Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

“Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?”

“Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?”

“Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?”

“Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?”

“Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?”

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I’ve wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I’m still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)
Why are you resurrecting old threads dipshit?
 
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Fcancer

Student
Sep 24, 2018
184
Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

“Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?”

“Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?”

“Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?”

“Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?”

“Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?”

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I’ve wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I’m still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)
Some people would like to find ways that would not come across as suicide to their family, because they are not heartless cunts.
 
Dani Paradox

Dani Paradox

Permanently Banned
Aug 17, 2018
981
Jesus Christ, shut up would you?

“Is smelling your own farts til suffocation a good method?”

“Is masturbating until heart attack a good method?”

“Is eating TV dinners a good way to raise cholesterol and induce heart failure?”

“Is swallowing gum a good suicide method?”

“Anyone ever tried slipping on a wet floor and dying?”

Of all the people on this forum you without a doubt come up with the dumbest questions, and a lot of them too. Either shoot or hang yourself, like most people who are actually serious about committing suicide, or toughen up and perhaps get help. What is so bad? I’ve wasted my entire life, was a good looking, athletic, intelligent young man who had the whole world at the tips of his fingers and then after blowing my life away I had my penis destroyed by a doctor and will be sexually incapable for the foreseeable future. But I’m still going. (Boo, you nasty pro-lifer you!)
At least you've still got your dick. I'll trade places with you. Want my mutilated genitals?
 
ineedtojackit

ineedtojackit

Member
Jul 5, 2018
15
No, this sounds horrible and painful as not only is there a good chance of surviving but imagine all that suffering and pain, there are definitely much more peaceful methods.
 
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MachineGunDani

Specialist
Sep 10, 2018
336
I’m sorry for ur pain as I don’t think that’s funny at all but this thread made me lol. But I agree with the masses, prob not the best idea!