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Which House would you like to be in ? Which house were you sorted into ?


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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,304
Duqu

Duqu

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Aug 27, 2018
450
I was sorted into hufflepuff...as usual. I dress up as a slytherin every year for halloween because you're supposed to dress as something you're not right? And I have a slytherin wall hanging lol.
 
Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Whoever has not seen Harry Potter yet needs to watch all of the movies before they CTB. Jk. But seriously. Good movie....

Edit: And book. Can't forget about the book. Read that too.
 
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windingdown

windingdown

Specialist
Sep 10, 2018
368
Nice poll! : ) I voted before reading the instructions, and declared myself sorted into Gryffindor, like it's just a done deal in life. I love Harry Potter very much, I read my first HP book when I was 13 (18 years ago). Have the box sets of the books and movies, and I've watched the movies a million times :D They have been like a comfort blanket to me in my life. (Need to feel comforted? Need to make life feel a little nostalgic and magical? Watch HP...)
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,304
Nice poll! : ) I voted before reading the instructions, and declared myself sorted into Gryffindor, like it's just a done deal in life. I love Harry Potter very much, I read my first HP book when I was 13 (18 years ago). Have the box sets of the books and movies, and I've watched the movies a million times :D They have been like a comfort blanket to me in my life. (Need to feel comforted? Need to make life feel a little nostalgic and magical? Watch HP...)

I never read the books but I saw all 8 movies in the movie theater and I have probably seen them all another 3 times on DVD I remember seeing one of them on opening night. It was a Wednesday night midnight showing... It was showing on 5 different screens all at midnight at that particular theater. What I couldn't believe and thought was funny was that the theater I was in was totally filled with elementary school kids I saw the school buses outside in the parking lot. It was a school night and I was thinking what kind of awesome school takes it's kids to a midnight showing of a Harry Potter movie for a field trip !
 
windingdown

windingdown

Specialist
Sep 10, 2018
368
I never read the books but I saw all 8 movies in the movie theater and I have probably seen them all another 3 times on DVD I remember seeing one of them on opening night. It was a Wednesday night midnight showing... It was showing on 5 different screens all at midnight at that particular theater. What I couldn't believe and thought was funny was that the theater I was in was totally filled with elementary school kids I saw the school buses outside in the parking lot. It was a school night and I was thinking what kind of awesome school takes it's kids to a midnight showing of a Harry Potter movie for a field trip !
That's a sweet memory!
 
FullFat

FullFat

^best order at Micky-D's ever
Apr 27, 2018
375
Hm. Way more of an even split between the answers than I would have assumed. I thought most people here would go for Ravenclaw and Slytherin. As for me, I would want Gryffindor, but I am pretty obviously a Ravenclaw given my life experiences. Maybe I was more Gryffindor when I was a kid, but I'm not as consistently good and selfless as I was back then, so yeah.
 
icky

icky

Member
Jun 14, 2018
46
I always get Slytherin - I like a lot of their traits but it's a hard house to identify with because Rowling characterized every Slytherin as a bully or a wizard nazi. It's also where everyone put their edgy goffick OCs back in the day so it's hard to do the house pride thing without being looked at as a tryhard. That's probably died off a bit by now, though. I wish it was given more depth or variation in the original series. It got a little bit of it with the later addition of my boy Slughorn, who was kind but flawed.

Pottermore put me in Hufflepuff before the quiz revision and I always thought that house was so cute! There's just not a lot of characters to look up to. I always forget Lupin and Tonks were in Hufflepuff because so many of the good guys are Gryffindors. They were fine but their actions at the end of book 7 made me hate them. Cedric was just kind of there. Zacharias Smith was just the "rude, dissenting opinion guy" until he pulled a George Costanza during the Battle of Hogwarts. What a legend.

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FullFat

FullFat

^best order at Micky-D's ever
Apr 27, 2018
375
I always get Slytherin - I like a lot of their traits but it's a hard house to identify with because Rowling characterized every Slytherin as a bully or a wizard nazi. It's also where everyone put their edgy goffick OCs back in the day so it's hard to do the house pride thing without being looked at as a tryhard. That's probably died off a bit by now, though. I wish it was given more depth or variation in the original series. It got a little bit of it with the later addition of my boy Slughorn, who was kind but flawed.

Pottermore put me in Hufflepuff before the quiz revision and I always thought that house was so cute! There's just not a lot of characters to look up to. I always forget Lupin and Tonks were in Hufflepuff because so many of the good guys are Gryffindors. They were fine but their actions at the end of book 7 made me hate them. Cedric was just kind of there. Zacharias Smith was just the "rude, dissenting opinion guy" until he pulled a George Costanza during the Battle of Hogwarts. What a legend.

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You always get Slytherin, but Pottermore put you in Hufflepuff? That's weird. Mine always alternate between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. Pottermore put me in Ravenclaw. Also, I thought Lupin was in Gryffindor?
 
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andy69

Experienced
May 23, 2019
292
It's not like I am going to lose any friends and people all ready hate me, but I never understood why people like Harry Potter so much.
 
Ironweed

Ironweed

Nauseated.
Nov 9, 2019
205
Can't believe I was sorted into Hufflepuff. I've taken a bunch of these quizzes through the years and I think I've been sorted to every house BUT Hufflepuff multiple times. Never Hufflepuff before. Very strange.
 
Sinkinshyp

Sinkinshyp

Paragon
Sep 7, 2020
947
I have some wonderful memories of watching Harry Potter with my sons. I just got sad.. I have all the dvd's in the living room. Older son died 3 years ago and younger one moved out a yr and a half ago. When I go see my younger son I must remember to bring all these movies so we can watch them again.

oh yeah I;m a space case- it put me in Ravenclaw
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
16,282
I always get Ravenclaw everytime I take the official test without fail so I guess that's what I am.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,028
The official test I am a Hufflepuff, but all the other tests I take I am typically a Gryffindor.
 
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Okami

Okami

It/Its
Mar 16, 2018
114
No matter what tests I take, whether they be official or fan made, I always get sorted into Hufflepuff. I personally don't believe my personality really fits into any house (or at least not just one of them), but I'm not ashamed of being a Hufflepuff.
 
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Konjac

Konjac

Experienced
Oct 25, 2020
271
Always been a Slytherin. I wish Rowling developed the house more, because I think there's more to Slytherins than 'haha mudbloods bad' and being... well, the Nazis of the wizarding world. We do have Draco Malfoy though, and ngl I consider that to be the ultimate flex.
 
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MrBlue

MrBlue

Arcanist
Jul 1, 2020
401
I always get sorted into ravenclaw! Though honestly hufflepuff seems like the nicest house to be in, nobody is gonna be either a nazi, a no-it-all or an arrogant twat like the other houses would get occasionally.

It's a shame Rowling went the way of Lovecraft, I used to love those books as a kid.
 
waterstrider

waterstrider

cold
Nov 29, 2020
401
I‘m always sorted into Gryffindor even though I love Slytherin and I am the most Slytherin person ever.
It‘s as if those sorting things/quizzes are trying to make me look like a better person than I actually am, haha.
 
stygal

stygal

.
Oct 29, 2020
1,700
Always been a Slytherin. I wish Rowling developed the house more, because I think there's more to Slytherins than 'haha mudbloods bad' and being... well, the Nazis of the wizarding world. We do have Draco Malfoy though, and ngl I consider that to be the ultimate flex.
Yes, I‘d love to have seen more depths for those evil characters. I was always so bummed out that most of the books consisted of Gryffindor pupils doing stuff. Another thing that also made me mad was Gryffindor winning literally all the time (Quidditch, House cups...etc.).
 
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