- Mar 23, 2021
I'm wondering how much police hoopla will be involved after my dead body is discovered and reported to the authorities. Like will they send an ambulance with its sirens blaring even if I'm already stiff and cold? Will there be multiple cop cars with their lights going or ridiculous yellow crime tape? The reason I ask is because I have no choice but to ctb in my parents' home (I'm 100% disabled/bedridden) and I don't want to create a huge scene for them in front of all the neighbors if at all possible. It may sound ridiculous, but I'm trying to ctb in the most considerate way possible for my family. I'd even like to time everything so that my body is discovered in the evening so that (hopefully) the neighbors will all be asleep when the coroner's van pulls up and the death investigation can be carried out before the sun comes up. Of course none of that would matter if the police/first responders F it up by sending an ambulance or cop car with its sirens blaring. Anyone have any idea what kind of shit show I'm looking at here?