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Life sucks

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Apr 18, 2018
2,138
The design of the body is bad and put a lot of pressure on feet causing pain specially after walking.
 
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Torschlusspanik

Waste of oxygen
Feb 5, 2022
19
You probably won't master walking on water any time soon.
 
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atari

atari

The Very Best 💙💛
Jun 30, 2019
858
The last word in the previous sentence must be used (in any location you want)

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The keys are going to disappear soon and we need to get out of this trap.
Ah Im sorry, I didnt understand it then :(
 
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ultrafuntimes

it's funny...
Jan 16, 2022
62
Proceed the investigation without ingesting vegetation on the blender down the hall to the right.
 
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ultrafuntimes

it's funny...
Jan 16, 2022
62
Salad won't fix your hair, but it's a close second to the infinite ring of jungle trees.
 
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OrcWitch

Warlock
Sep 3, 2021
705
They say a vacation in Hawaii is the experience of a life time, but that's not what I thought when I was attacked by a giant centipede.
 
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OceanBlue

OceanBlue

Feminist
Jun 13, 2021
152
A lot of humans are grossed out by centipedes, but don't realise we are also similarly bizarre creatures with many appendages.
 
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Silenos

Silenos

Ṿ̸̄Ọ̶͂Ỉ̶͉D̴̞͝ ̴̲̐A̷̾͜W̷̪͒Ā̵̯I̵͍̅T̵̛͔S̷̗͛
Jul 25, 2020
1,043
He can touch people with His noodly appendages and He boiled for your sins.
 
callme

callme

I'm a loose cannon - I bang all the time.
Aug 15, 2021
1,141
Canada sucks.
Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.
Sex is like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
We see a lightning before we heard a thunder, because our eyes are closer than our ears.
Some Hawaiians sometimes build their houses close to a volcano, which explains the lava in their living room.
 
OceanBlue

OceanBlue

Feminist
Jun 13, 2021
152
The last incel to enter the room is the user above.
 
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OrcWitch

Warlock
Sep 3, 2021
705
There was a small food court above the shopping center, young people gathered there to drink smoothies and gossip.
 
L

Life sucks

Visionary
Apr 18, 2018
2,138
The compilation of ghosts' gossip made a horror story.
 
OceanBlue

OceanBlue

Feminist
Jun 13, 2021
152
The story of my life is such that it would be rejected by an editor octopus
 
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OrcWitch

Warlock
Sep 3, 2021
705
When humanity goes extinct, an evolved hyper intelligent version of the octopus will inherit the earth.
 
L

Life sucks

Visionary
Apr 18, 2018
2,138
The best feeling is when you sleep and escape from planet earth in your dreams.
 
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OceanBlue

Feminist
Jun 13, 2021
152
What if the dreams become vivid nightmares
 
DeutscheKartoffel

DeutscheKartoffel

Reclaiming my human rights & liberty thru suicide.
Dec 12, 2021
361
Her hair was worn down to shoulder-length, straight, dark natural color with strands of blonde highlights displaying her bubbly, refreshing style.
 
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Angi

Experienced
Jan 4, 2022
246
The monsters haunting me are covered in styled hair and claws, so densely that I cannot see their intestines.


Edit: fixed to fit both the post it was meant to follow, and the post that came in roughly at the same time as mine. It got even weirder now.
 
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