Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[LONE WOLF.]

Guy Farts, Was that You Luv?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I’m choosing suicide if this fails.

 

[motel rooms]

Time to touch your Willy Wanka!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

It’s not me, it’s you.

 

[motel rooms]

Is your porn name Rock Bottom?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'm allergic to effort.

 

[my heart hurts]

How do you feel about feet?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I only own three shirts.

 

[motel rooms]

I only own three shirts.

I'm Donald Ducking it right now

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I just love killing.

 

[motel rooms]

My urine has healing properties

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I can’t cook and don’t wanna.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

You're really hot.... Considering your race.
I actually heard something similar to this in a movie during one of my many insomniac nights.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What’s a condom?

 

[motel rooms]

I'm wearing a condom

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

What’s a condom?

I'm wearing a condom

My face is enough birth control.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I’m too young for you.

 

[Mentalmick]

Pika pika

 

[motel rooms]

You can't afford to be picky

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I have absolutely no motivation whatsoever.

 

[motel rooms]

Beggars can't be choosers

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I don’t read my messages.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Don't want no short dick man!!!!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

My dick is really short.

 

[motel rooms]

I like how copiously you drool

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Your picture was hotter.

 

[Symbiote]

Wanna see my Bad Dragon collection?

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Come meet my parole officer.
(Scratch that, this would be a plus to retarded ppl).

 

[Symbiote]

Hi, my name is Jeremy Keeling.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

My ex was pretty rich...