Swisher

Swisher

Black as coal
Sep 9, 2018
393
You don't have it. It's a screenshot from my PC looking at your profile and asking if you have that ad on your screen when you're logged into SS.

I was hoping someone else would see it and reassure me that they have the same ad on their screen when they're logged in.

So you're thinking it was funny because some marketing consultant must have made the conscious decision to advise Autospeed to purchase ad space on a suicide discussion site? Or "of course suicidal people want reliable transportation, no one wants unreliable transportation?"

Yeah, go looking for this video you're thinking of on Autospeed's site:pfff: Autospeed is known for two things: 1) same-day autoparts and 2) hosting sketchy videos. They might even be able to help you with your exploding lungs.

Here's what happens when you need an auto part from Autospeed Same Day Autoparts and you decide to go with Next Day Autoparts instead:


Now I'm no mechanic, but I'm pretty sure the axles are supposed to stay attached to the vehicle.

Autospeed Same Day Autoparts: Be sure to tell them Sanctioned Suicide sent you and get 10% off on your next order!

Yes. I do have it! I chose it! You are hilarious. It was the last sentence in Your Auto Parts post that made me laugh so hard! If my lungs explode, let all my fans know. Haven't seen this yet maybe it's the U-joint
You don't have it. It's a screenshot from my PC looking at your profile and asking if you have that ad on your screen when you're logged into SS.

I was hoping someone else would see it and reassure me that they have the same ad on their screen when they're logged in.

So you're thinking it was funny because some marketing consultant must have made the conscious decision to advise Autospeed to purchase ad space on a suicide discussion site? Or "of course suicidal people want reliable transportation, no one wants unreliable transportation?"

Yeah, go looking for this video you're thinking of on Autospeed's site:pfff: Autospeed is known for two things: 1) same-day autoparts and 2) hosting sketchy videos. They might even be able to help you with your exploding lungs.

Here's what happens when you need an auto part from Autospeed Same Day Autoparts and you decide to go with Next Day Autoparts instead:


Now I'm no mechanic, but I'm pretty sure the axles are supposed to stay attached to the vehicle.

Autospeed Same Day Autoparts: Be sure to tell them Sanctioned Suicide sent you and get 10% off on your next order!

No. That's not real. They are all fake. It's the U-joint I can't take it.
inserts suicidal "were we lucky though??"
I have questions. I'm raising my hand politely.
 
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Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

SanitizingDeodorantCakes
Aug 20, 2018
305
Yes. I do have it! I chose it! You are hilarious. It was the last sentence in Your Auto Parts post that made me laugh so hard! If my lungs explode, let all my fans know. Haven't seen this yet maybe it's the U-joint

No. That's not real. They are all fake. It's the U-joint I can't take it.

I have questions. I'm raising my hand politely.
Yes, I guess you do have it, in incognito mode. My apologies.
 
DepressionsAHo

DepressionsAHo

Heaven gained a new ho
Feb 15, 2019
831
Multiple is spelled in such a stupid way it infuriates me. It should be spelled multipule with a U
Blonde in America should be universially spelled with an e at the end like the brits do. Why is it socially acceptable to spell it with no e?
I'm not sure if it's the whole of Europe who spells blonde this way or just the Brits. Note. I logged into this solely to say this
 
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Swisher

Swisher

Black as coal
Sep 9, 2018
393
Multiple is spelled in such a stupid way it infuriates me. It should be spelled multipule with a U
Blonde in America should be universially spelled with an e at the end like the brits do. Why is it socially acceptable to spell it with no e?
I'm not sure if it's the whole of Europe who spells blonde this way or just the Brits. Note. I logged into this solely to say this
I don't get the U part? But who's running about spelling "blond" without an "e". You're right, it's infuriating.
But this is what you should really be thinking about - because I have been all day? Why do the people on the TV say, "Don't go away we'll be right back". when they were never there in the first place ©...huh? Hmm?
Anybody!?
It's a comedy lol I forget what she was taking them for ... Yeah her character is a bit high strung
When originally, you said - Angela from "The Office". I really thought it was someone named Angela at your office.
Yep, that's definitely a picture of a Mango.
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Ha! wtf? My glabella hurts. Where's botoxtools?
 
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DepressionsAHo

DepressionsAHo

Heaven gained a new ho
Feb 15, 2019
831
I don't get the U part? But who's running about spelling "blond" without an "e". You're right, it's infuriating.
But this is what you should really be thinking about - because I have been all day? Why do the people on the TV say, "Don't go away we'll be right back". when they were never there in the first place ©...huh? Hmm?
Anybody!?
Because when you pronounce multiple
You say mul-tu-pool
Not mul-typle
It should be a u not an i
I don't get the U part? But who's running about spelling "blond" without an "e". You're right, it's infuriating.
But this is what you should really be thinking about - because I have been all day? Why do the people on the TV say, "Don't go away we'll be right back". when they were never there in the first place ©...huh? Hmm?
Anybody!?
Also, in TV or movies when the characters touch public bathroom sink handles to splash water in their face, you just spread germs from not-yet-washed hands all over your face. Grab a paper towel mate. Or people in movies who so non chalantly touch a bathroom floor to look at other characters and then leave never once washing their hands. You're disgusting
 
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Swisher

Swisher

Black as coal
Sep 9, 2018
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