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Julgran

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Dec 15, 2021
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I just made this up :smiling:

Suicidal person: Help! This building is on fire! Please let me out!
Pro-lifer: but...but... how do you feel about the fire?
Suicidal person: Stop preventing me from leaving, please!
Pro-lifer: Have you talked to anyone about the fire?
Suicidal person: I'm begging you to let me leave right now!
Pro-lifer: Not everyone is trying to leave this building. Don't you think it's selfish to leave the building?
Suicidal person: Why are you trying to keep me inside the building?
Pro-lifer: I can give you a phone number to a therapist, if you like.
Suicidal person: Please stop!
 
Sprite_Geist

Sprite_Geist

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May 27, 2020
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I just made this up :smiling:

Suicidal person: Help! This building is on fire! Please let me out!
Pro-lifer: but...but... how do you feel about the fire?
Suicidal person: Stop preventing me from leaving, please!
Pro-lifer: Have you talked to anyone about the fire?
Suicidal person: I'm begging you to let me leave right now!
Pro-lifer: Not everyone is trying to leave this building. Don't you think it's selfish to leave the building?
Suicidal person: Why are you trying to keep me inside the building?
Pro-lifer: I can give you a phone number to a therapist, if you like.
Suicidal person: Please stop!
Suicidal person: "The flames have spread to my room!"
Pro-lifer: "It will get better! It always does."
Suicidal person: "Aaah! The fire is burning me! Someone please help!"
Pro-lifer: "No. You need to deal with it yourself. Your seared flesh is making others uncomfortable."
Suicidal person: "Just put me out! Please!"
Pro-lifer: "Nobody owes you an extinguisher."