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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,099
What do Jack the Ripper and the Queen of England have in common?
They both get aroused when they bathe in the blood of commoner harlots.
What would you say to yourself if I bit your lower lip & you really liked it?
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,099
Just the right height to fit into my mouth.

How hairy am I?
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,099
Why is everyone here so gloomy?
Because they all wanna get with me, but I've beaten my sex addiction for good.

Why do str8 people keep appropriating gay sex acts?
 
Seiba

Seiba

Arcanist
Jun 13, 2021
485
seiba profite de sa femme galloise

how does one fight off anglo-saxons and see that the british can't exist
 
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Bigpink

Wizard
Oct 12, 2020
673
Stop them reading the Daily Mail.

Why can't I get no satisfaction?
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,099
Fritz Lang has lost his monocle. Where is it?
In a vintage robot's vagina.

Why do I feel like I'm wasting time on SS when all time is always wasted anyway?
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,099
Should I still go for drowning or opt for partial instead?
You can't play Ophelia if you opt for partial.

Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
 
TheAmazingCriswell

TheAmazingCriswell

I predict...
Apr 28, 2021
1,398
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
It is impossible to say just what I mean!

O sick heart, be at rest!
Is there nothing I can do
To quiet your crying in my breast?
Will nothing comfort you?
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,099
Nothing is hopeless; we must hope for everything. :haha:

Tell me, how does it feel with my teeth in your heart?
 
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narval

narval

Warlock
Jan 22, 2020
701
Because I know what junk tastes like. :tongue:





¿Qué deseo, qué no deseo,
por el río y por la mar?


Yo no sabe, pregúntale mejor a un genio de la lámpara, seguro que entiende mejor que yo ese verso de Lorca (lo busqué en google).

what's the point of the existence of the universe?
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Elementalist
May 22, 2020
832
It's a computer program that can't be reset because the password has been forgotten and attempted too many times.

Why does a squared plus b squared equal to c squared? a
 
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CreatifUsrnam

New Member
Mar 22, 2022
544
Because I said so.

Why are oceans saltwater?
 
narval

narval

Warlock
Jan 22, 2020
701
the gnomes forgot to turn off the salt factory.

Are oranges called oranges because of the color or is the color orange called orange because of the fruit?
 
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Larkins

Larkins

Member
Apr 10, 2022
11
Oranges are called oranges due to the similarity in colour to the Orangutan.

The James Webb telescope is....
 
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CreatifUsrnam

New Member
Mar 22, 2022
544
The James Webb telescope is a type of James Webb. It was named after Mr Telescope.

Why is glass transparent?
 
Al_stargate

Al_stargate

Wizard
Mar 4, 2022
645
That remains to be seen.

Why does my pee come out yellow?
 
AQUA

AQUA

Headstone
Dec 2, 2020
268
do dogs not have periods

How do you scratch the part you can't reach?
 
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Glowarm

F*ck everyone and everything
Apr 8, 2022
673
By using silverware when I visit someone's house

What are blankets made out of?