watereyes

watereyes

y en a plus, ... et bah y en a encore!
Mar 27, 2020
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hire waluigi
 
Lost in a Dream

Lost in a Dream

Enlightened
Feb 22, 2020
1,002
I have a question what if the fixers have an account here and we make them a moderator without realizing it?

That's a scary thought. I would hope they wouldn't create a fake account on here and pretend to be suicidal, just to get the position, but I wouldn't put it past them to use such an underhanded tactic. It worked for the Greeks during the Trojan War, but hopefully that doesn't happen here.

If they do try it, then I hope the mods we already have can prevent it, because it probably won't be as obvious as this:

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Shu

Shu

As above, So Below.
Jan 21, 2022
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That's a scary thought. I would hope they wouldn't create a fake account on here and pretend to be suicidal, just to get the position, but I wouldn't put it past them to use such an underhanded tactic. It worked for the Greeks during the Trojan War, but hopefully that doesn't happen here.

If they do try it, then I hope the mods we already have can prevent it, because it probably won't be as obvious as this:

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I mean.. @Symbiote mentioned them having private investigators also.. who's to say they wouldn't go the length of doing all of this? Idk maybe I'm paranoid.
 
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garbology

garbology

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Feb 16, 2021
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I'm interested in being a mod if applications are open. I have what's needed and I have a bunch of free time. Would be pretty cool to keep my mind busy with a community.
 
whatevs

whatevs

There is something special about deciding when
Jan 15, 2022
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That's a scary thought. I would hope they wouldn't create a fake account on here and pretend to be suicidal, just to get the position, but I wouldn't put it past them to use such an underhanded tactic. It worked for the Greeks during the Trojan War, but hopefully that doesn't happen here.

If they do try it, then I hope the mods we already have can prevent it, because it probably won't be as obvious as this:

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Since the Troyans crafted the original ploy the horses have become a "little" more sophisticated. When it comes to deceit, the sky's the limit as this world itself is built on illusions so it comes naturally to us.
 
SleepyBB

SleepyBB

My Own Reaper
May 15, 2022
18
Dear Hiring Manager,

It is with great pleasure that I am able to register my interest for the position of 'Moderator', as advertised on www.sanctioned-suicide.org.

Having thoroughly studied the requirements, I hope you will agree that I am an excellent candidate for the position.
Although I do not quite meet the requirement of 6 months membership, I hope you will agree that my engagement with the forum as well as my remarkable popularity among membership can overcome this hurdle.
As a summary of the skills and experience that I am able to offer:

  • During my school career I held the position of 'Prefect' for 12 months. This equipped me with extensive managerial and customer service experience.

  • In addition to becoming a prefect I was a member of the school council for 24 months, which encouraged me to develop truly exceptional negotiation skills that I would bring to the fore if offered the Moderator position.

  • I have several years work experience in retail settings, demonstrating my loyalty, dedication, and customer service nous. As you can tell, I am a "get my hands dirty" kind of person.

  • Outstanding grasp of technology: I am a member of Discord and Telegram. Furthermore, I have experience of using social media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.

  • I have extraordinary numerical ability, having completed the maths Functional Skills level 1 qualification, obtaining a grade D.

  • I am conversant with gmail and outlook and am able to organise my time effectively using the built-in calendar functionality.

I am passionate about serving the sanctioned suicide community and promoting the core values of independence and customer service.
I look forward to arranging a mutually convenient date and time in order to discuss this exciting opportunity.

Kind regards
This is how I need to be applying for new jobs lmfao
 
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