hotelbeneathground

hotelbeneathground

so gay.
Apr 13, 2021
5,119
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

 
BabyFears

BabyFears

The weak are meat and the strong do eat
May 9, 2021
34
thanks for sharing Mr Hankey the Christmas poo :pfff: it'll definitely light up my Christmas holidays !

My favorite thing about Christmas season would be just to enjoy a hot chocolate wrapped in a warm plaid !
 
Shadowplay

Shadowplay

Average life non-enjoyer
Sep 11, 2021
746
Playing Whammageddon; you have to go from the 1st of December to Christmas Day without hearing the song 'Last Christmas' by Wham. Last year a friend Whamrolled sending me a link on Facebook to the scene in 'We Need To Talk About Kevin' with the song playing. F
 
littlelungs

littlelungs

Arcanist
Oct 21, 2018
460
Nothing. I'm a Grinch. :ahhha:

I hate the Christmas season with a fucking passion. Obviously I can see why Christians would celebrate it and why it's a big deal for them, and I respect that, but that's not what I'm referring to when I talk about the Christmas season as it's dealt with in mainstream society – I'm talking about all of the other BS.

I hate the consumerism, the greed, the escalated amount of innocent animals that are brought into the world to live a life of torture only to be killed for food in the name of "tradition", how particularly overworked and underpaid retail employees are and all of the shit they have to deal with, the dumbass debate about whether to say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays", the same stupid music about snow and sleigh bells and mistletoe, the obnoxious parades, the constant pressure, all of the nonsense about one fucking day and how it has to be perfect and "magical"... I can't stand any of it. Exhausting to even watch.

Good Morning No GIF by The Grinch
 
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newave3

newave3

Don’t wake me
Nov 21, 2020
1,474
Scrooge I Hate Christmas GIF


I have fond memories of Christmas as a child. I even enjoyed the Christmas season well into my 50’s.
At 62, all I can say now is “Bah Humbug”
This year there will be Christmas market in my city so I’ll be going there after work with friends. I don’t usually drink alcohol but Glühwein is delicious. I also like the roasted chestnuts and garlic bread.
That sounds nice. I hope you enjoy yourself.
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

I want to sleep for an eternity
Sep 24, 2020
6,284
There is nothing. I despise Christmas, it is the worst time of year. However for me it is my ideal time of year to ctb. Christmas is horrible. Everything associated with it annoys and irritates me. It is also my birthday around then which is a day I dislike. In previous years many bad things have happened to me in December so I have lots of awful memories.
 
Manaaja

Manaaja

euROPE
Sep 10, 2018
763
If I was a kid I'd say school vacations, meeting my relatives, and getting gifts. I also enjoyed buying gifts for other people. And opening presents together with everyone. And giving gifts to my little doggy. Letting her sniff her present, letting her tear it open, seeing her get excited. Fuck, I can't live without her. It would be her birthday in a month and I'd get her a birthday present. One time when I went to the town's animal item shop, the shopkeeper was nice and gave me a free gift to bring her. I miss going to the shop too.

Now I really don't care anymore. Every Christmas is worse and worse. Relatives die, friends move away, less presents, less doggy, less excitement, only boredom and suffering.

And the Christmas songs can go fuck themselves.
 
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back_to_oblivion

back_to_oblivion

Expired
Aug 30, 2021
287
I like that it's dark early that time of year, but otherwise I don't like it. By far the most depressing time of year, when you realize another miserable year has almost gone by and another year will begin all over again, bringing the same. I also hate all the forced optimistic feel good bullshit and the social pressure to go along with that.
 
willitpass

willitpass

Specialist
Mar 10, 2020
319
the music and the general happy vibes. i love walking into a store with the christmas music and cute displays, it feels magical. and i love putting up my christmas decorations. and i LOVE gift giving. it makes me so happy to give things to people
 
Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Super duper enlightened
Sep 9, 2018
1,614
I like getting presents, because it means I won't have to root through the laundry for clean socks for like 6 weeks. Good food, movies, drinks. And I am partial to a funky Yuletide tune.

 
Freedom Believer

Freedom Believer

Forever alone.
Dec 23, 2019
352
I love how cold it gets. Having cold weather have a bite is better to deal with than having to deal with the heat. Winter is my favorite season for that reason. Plus, I love snow and how beautiful my neighborhood looks with a fresh coat of snow, it's like a winter wonderland. It almost takes me back to a time long past.

The main reason though is I love Christmas. Just for one day, all the stress, sadness, and bad thoughts go away and for that day, I can go back to being a kid.
 
Tomoko

Tomoko

Unpopular
Aug 12, 2021
76
Wrapping up in a blanket, sipping some hot chocolate, and playing whatever christmas events are going on in the games I play. TF2 is really fun around Christmas time. Sometimes I substitute hot cocoa with Monster Energy ultra watermelon because the can is red and green to match the holidays.
 
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ENDOFTIME

Member
Nov 3, 2021
30
I used to like sitting in my father's chair watching the lights slowly blink on the tree and smell the pine. Back then the lights were large and only a few "blinker" bulbs were on each strand - and they blinked every 10-15 seconds versus the seizure-causing hyper-blinking bulbs sold today.
 
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Rogue Proxy

Rogue Proxy

Student
Sep 12, 2021
161
Gifting myself some presents, trying out new recipes, cooking my favorite recipes, curling up in thick blankets and fuzzy pajamas; reading some winter-themed books, perhaps watch some winter-themed movies and/or shows; and drinking sweet herbal tea and/or warmed chocolate non-dairy milk. Like every other special occasion, I enjoy Christmas to the fullest in solitude.
 
seaweaves

seaweaves

they/them pronouns
Oct 25, 2021
75
Sometimes the holidays lead to memory cues for me, where I can remember what it was like to feel excitement, anticipation, and joy as a kid around holiday times.

Those feelings are things I haven't properly felt in decades, with blunted affect and all. Sad as the contrast is, the brief memories of what those feelings felt like... that's rare and nice to me.
 

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