faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,143
Why did the chicken crossed the road?
The chicken took a walk to lose some fat and not to be so greesy on the party table
 
Ham Commander

Ham Commander

RIP in peace.
Feb 13, 2020
26
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because even though hes a bird, and even though he has wings.. hes just a chicken.
A chicken that can't fly
 
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Pariah
Jan 7, 2020
489
The chicken crossed the road because the chicken was hoping against hope that things maybe MIGHT be better on the other side of the road ...

...

... even though every other effort at fixing things had always gone to shit in that chicken's life.
 
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bikes

Member
Jun 11, 2022
17
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because that is what the chicken believed their life was all about, but maybe the joke is on them.
 
anaconda

anaconda

Banned Scammer
Jul 17, 2022
41
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find heaven