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worldexploder

worldexploder

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Sep 19, 2018
2,823
i know everyone here hates their lives. So do I! I want to CTB. I often use my sense of humor to cope with my misery. Everyone I know thinks I’m funny. I’m incredibly witty. That’s one thing I do like about myself. Doesn’t make up for all the things I hate by a long shot. But I don’t want to make it sound like I’m being shallow because I know every one of us are suffering. I take this site incredibly seriously but I always loved making people laugh as well as making myself laugh. I use to write my own stand up comedy material when I was younger. Of course too depressed to actually follow though with anytging. Sometimes I sit and think of the funniest shit to keep from going crazy inside my own head,
 
worldexploder

worldexploder

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Sep 19, 2018
2,823
Ever thought about going to a nude beach? A lot of shit can go wrong and I ain’t talking about having to go into the ocean because you got the chubs for some woman.

Let’s say you was eating dinner in the nude with your fellow naturalists and all the suddan your friend chokes on a peice or stake. We all know what the himlach maneuver is. The only choice is to get behind him with your dick flopping around as you pump the food out. What if it induces a bowel movement? You may have shit on your dick but at least you saved a life.

I’m drunk and writing this shit freestyle lol.
 
worldexploder

worldexploder

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Sep 19, 2018
2,823
Ever thought about going to a nude beach? A lot of shit can go wrong and I ain’t talking about having to go into the ocean because you got the chubs for some woman.

Let’s say you was eating dinner in the nude with your fellow naturalists and all the suddan your friend chokes on a peice or stake. We all know what the himlach maneuver is. The only choice is to get behind him with your dick flopping around as you pump the food out. What if it induces a bowel movement? You may have shit on your dick but at least you saved a life.

I’m drunk and writing this shit freestyle lol.
Does it suck?
 
Red star

Red star

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Sep 15, 2018
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Ever thought about going to a nude beach? A lot of shit can go wrong and I ain’t talking about having to go into the ocean because you got the chubs for some woman.

Let’s say you was eating dinner in the nude with your fellow naturalists and all the suddan your friend chokes on a peice or stake. We all know what the himlach maneuver is. The only choice is to get behind him with your dick flopping around as you pump the food out. What if it induces a bowel movement? You may have shit on your dick but at least you saved a life.

I’m drunk and writing this shit freestyle lol.

I love it haha
 
not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Illuminated
Mar 23, 2018
3,096
i know everyone here hates their lives. So do I! I want to CTB. I often use my sense of humor to cope with my misery. Everyone I know thinks I’m funny. I’m incredibly witty. That’s one thing I do like about myself. Doesn’t make up for all the things I hate by a long shot. But I don’t want to make it sound like I’m being shallow because I know every one of us are suffering. I take this site incredibly seriously but I always loved making people laugh as well as making myself laugh. I use to write my own stand up comedy material when I was younger. Of course too depressed to actually follow though with anytging. Sometimes I sit and think of the funniest shit to keep from going crazy inside my own head,

Anything that makes life a little more tolerable … I say yes. :)